Hairy Ears

My friend Jim Callan, poker guy, sent this to me.

Hairy Ears

My neighbor found out her cat could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. She found the problem was hair in its ears and cleaned both and then the cat could hear fine.

The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub in its ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover.

At the register the druggist tells her "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady says "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist says "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days."

The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either and if you must know I'm using it on my himalayan."

The druggist says "Stay off your bicycle for a week.